Pie and Mash

1. A very popular 'old school' dish in London, namely the East End. Consists of a Pie containing just Minced Beef and a serving of Mashed Potato. Commonly covered with 'Liquor' (Pronounced 'Licker'), which is an almost flavourless sauce consisting of flour, water and parsley.

2. Cockney rhyming slang for 'Slash', meaning to urinate.

3. A slang term for 'Gash' referring to the female genitalia. Although in this case, it is used to refer to any type of sexual contact with a partner, not just 'Gash'

1: Lets go to the Pie and Mash shop for lunch.

2: I can't hold it any more, I'm going for a Pie and Mash.

3:
Guy: I went and saw my girlfriend last night.

Friend: Sweet, did you get any pie and mash?

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Fucked the Pie

Sexual equivalent to "Jumping the Shark" in a television series or sitcom.; An embarrassing moment involving a sexual act being walked in on by someone not taking part in said sexual act, usually an adult authority figure (i.e. in American Pie when Jim Levenstein is caught having sexual intercourse with an apple pie by his dad)

Person 1: You here about Aaron? His dad caught him jackin off on the couch.
Person 2: Hahahaha, he so fucked the pie!

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cutie pie

Someone you think is cute; attractive.

AWWH, she's such a cutie pie.

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dingleberry pie

toilet paper piles of cling-on crap that accumulated on the porcelain throne as result from a previous occupant's ass wiping.

Dude your roommate whips up the nastiest pile of dingleberry pie; he needs to utilize toilet shit-tiquette.

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pie sprung

to be obsessed with pussy.

"have you ever met a nigga who was pie sprung?" - tech n9ne

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poontang pie

pussy

I would like to know if i could get some poontang pie from your friend.

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Sweetie Pie

Someone you adore, or love

" Omg, you want to taste some Sweetie Pie? "

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