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When Someone Mistakes Cocaine With Sugar or Baking Powder, Which Then Leads To The Baking Of A Cake Inside Your Nostrils.
"Mate, You Just Got Nose Muffin'd"
Cocaine. Relating to the act of snorting cocaine up ones nostrils.
Mikey: let's get this party going with some jazz cabbage and nose soda.
Izzy: that nose soda gets me stupid high
GUYS! Stop mocking him and his nose. His nose is FINE.
Person who wears a COVID face mask but fails to cover their nose. Wearing mask only covering mouth and chin.
“See that guy over there, wearing his mask too low, what a nose pecker.”
“Hey buddy, the mask should cover your nose. Don’t be a nose pecker.”
“Whoa, look! It’s a rare example of a female nose pecker.”
here's the story of how voldemort actually lost his nose.
people tend to think that someone did the got your nose joke and actually took his nose and left but this isnt what happened.
when he was still that delicious looking man named tom riddle he had 2 hobbies, killing people and eating pussy. one day after failing to kill harry he went and ate some pussy but his nose got stuck in that juicy fluffy puthy and now its lost in some girls body. he couldn't breathe at first but then he got used to it.
the legend says he's still looking for his nose because he cant remeber who that girl was. too bad he didnt make the nose into a horcrux because no one would ever find it.
person 1: wow guess what i just found out
person 2: what?
person 1: i found out the real story of voldemorts nose
person 2: really? i want to know!!!
Getting your nose buried all up in her wooly, hairy bush, taking in those embedded, intoxicating aromas, all while eating her out like a fat kid eating cake.
Can’t wait to get home to nose the nest tonight. Rachel is hairy AF and love that Chewbacca looking poon.
A booger. Also a dried up booger sometimes found stuck to objects like in between couch cushions, under car seats, and under desks.
Cuhhh! We had an earthquake drill today and i saw Lucas Byrd putting some nose nuggets under his desk.