Northern Ireland

the best wee country ever.
Bonfires then bands the next day is the best part of our year. Prods and catholics. Uppa shankill. Prod squad 😍 wee emos in Belfast in a alleyway. Our wee loyalist country. Yeoooooo

Northern Ireland is the best wee country. Yeoooo

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northern ireland

our wee country

we love northern ireland

Northern fights

At northern secondary school whenever there is a fight, even if it starts off as a fistfight someone will always get passed a knife and some point and then all goes to shit.

“Have you ever seen northern fights without a knife?”

Northern Echo

A similar, though more monstrous version of the Cornish Torpedo. A humongous stealth turd which slips quietly into the night, without trace.

Simon’s full English came back as a Northern Echo!

Northern Monkey Pox

An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.

“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.

northern numpties

it’s a small gc on stan twitter that are all lovely and the funniest people always around when you need them mostly made of smaller accounts and deserve the absolute world

northern numpties think north is superior

Northern Duo

A pair of northern pals who partake together in journeys via public transport.
Whenever travelling as a northern duo one must use it as an opportunity to befriend as many other travellers as possible. Most entertaining if one half of the duo is a trickster.

*addressing unsuspecting traveller*

Trickster: Good afternoon this is my travel buddy, we are a northern duo. What is your name?

Traveller: I am Mr Chapman