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here's the story of how voldemort actually lost his nose.
people tend to think that someone did the got your nose joke and actually took his nose and left but this isnt what happened.
when he was still that delicious looking man named tom riddle he had 2 hobbies, killing people and eating pussy. one day after failing to kill harry he went and ate some pussy but his nose got stuck in that juicy fluffy puthy and now its lost in some girls body. he couldn't breathe at first but then he got used to it.
the legend says he's still looking for his nose because he cant remeber who that girl was. too bad he didnt make the nose into a horcrux because no one would ever find it.
person 1: wow guess what i just found out
person 2: what?
person 1: i found out the real story of voldemorts nose
person 2: really? i want to know!!!
Bogeys, snot
When people pick their nose they usually find nose-nart
When you're drinking a fizzy drink and you burp out your nose
Jeff : lets crack open a cold one
Geoff : yeah mate
Jeffery : I gotta burp - oh no I got spicy nose ah
used to describe the way someone behaves when they think they are better than other people and do not want to speak to them:
She walked past me with her nose in the air.
Getting your nose buried all up in her wooly, hairy bush, taking in those embedded, intoxicating aromas, all while eating her out like a fat kid eating cake.
Can’t wait to get home to nose the nest tonight. Rachel is hairy AF and love that Chewbacca looking poon.
When attempting to ejaculate on a person's face but the shot accidentally/purposefully goes into one or both of the nostrils thus causing a runny semen nose. This is also referred to as the mistaken angry dragon. When successfully attempted, sexual reward should be due.
I tried to finish on her face but accidentally gave her a nose load.
A booger. Also a dried up booger sometimes found stuck to objects like in between couch cushions, under car seats, and under desks.
Cuhhh! We had an earthquake drill today and i saw Lucas Byrd putting some nose nuggets under his desk.