Rural Dictionary

johnny cakes

a breakfast dish that you order if you are gay (as coined on The Sopranos)

Mother: "I just saw Stuart over at Egg Harbor...he was by himself and eating a tall stack of johnny cakes...what's up with that?"

Rob: "<Giggle> I don't know, but thank you for letting me know! <Tongue-wag>"

by The Keefer's 7 May 9, 2006

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Johnny Truant

The best band to ever come out of England. Seriously, this band will blow you away. They're lyrics are positively the best I've ever heard, and Oli's screaming just tops it off nicely. Honestly, this band are simply, the shit.

Songs that you should download are;
Necropolis Junction
I am the primitologist, Mr. Robert Sapolsky
Realist Surrealist
The Bloodening
and Footprints in the Thunder.

A++++++++++

"Build up our houses and cherish our lives, I screamed out with our hearts, 'I love you'" - Footprints in the Thunder

"Mr. Rob Sapolsky, won't you answer this one question for me?" I am the primitologist, Mr Rob Sapolksy

"What now? Your bloods infected, It's all sinister and masturbated. Let go of his neck, you’ll find no glory among the dead." The Bloodening

"I'd hold you in my arms, If Satan found romance" Realist Surrealist

"As I lay in shrouds among the wasted dead, a callus soul reveals the carriage blooded red. Look up to the sky, the clouds were dripping poison" Necropolis Junction

Johnny Truant, best band ever from England. :

by Realist Surrealist June 24, 2006

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Johnny Sins

He is my baby daddy he can give me severe head anytime

Johnny sins is sexy

by ChupaCulo March 16, 2022

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Johnny Text

A reply to a text that is simply a 'K', especially if your text was an entire sentence

You: "I'm giving birth! Quick call the medics for me I used up all my minutes!!"
Johnny Texter: "k"

You: "A long elaborate well thought out text"
Johnny texter: "k"

by Annoyed4040404 February 20, 2011

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