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The love pole. Girls need it because it makes the feel real. A real good girls likes to suck on it all the time just to feel useful in life.
Jim's girlfriend sucks his penis a lot because if she didn't she would whether and die out of uselessness.
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Male Genitalia.
The one thing that drives a men to everything!
Guy: Baby I’ve got something to show you.
Girl: Let me guess, your penis.
Guy: How did you know?
Girl: I’ve got a better idea. Picture these being improved on stage, by me like Oliver Burgess Meredith (Nov., 16, 1907 – Sept., 9, 1997. Actor as The Penguin in The original Batman series, Micky G From The Rocky series, Twilight Zone, and Grampa Gustafson in Grumpy old men). I’ve got a few I don’t think they know of yet:
Punch line Pole,Thunder lumber, Oscar J Deezy, Willy the one eyed wonder Whompuss,, Poon Goon, Beaver Cleaver , Brain Train , Purple headed Bullshit slinger
Jerks Mcgerkin, Baby train express, Sammy sneak a leak’s lizard, Balatrinic putti scroot
Piper the sniper , Shaganappy gamp vamp, The Camels Pole Mammal, Mushroom Mamba bic for chicks, Excalibur, Third eye nine, Lilbilly, Nay nay’s nickel stickle
Gurth for her earth, and Salami Sal.
I’ve got em all!
Guy: Do I still get to hit that?
Girl: Ok but only if Mr. Minute doesn’t come out tonight.
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somthing that you use for a wepon agenst girls when they get frisky.
quick yank out yer penis theres a girl coming!
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the male organ that is placed on your face.
" look at that guy, he has a penis on his face. "
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something that if u get it hard youll have a nice cream filling waiting for you
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1.Could possibly be used as a kick stand when hard
2.My boyfriend has a big one
3.Most girls like them
4.Make a good glue dispenser
5.Solve world hunger
6.Make girls horny
7.Long
8.Another word for it, Dick
9.Wee Wee
10.Butt Plugger
That boi's got a weee penis
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Penis: to sneeze violently
Peni: Multiple cases of a penis
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