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An ornamental festoon of flowers, fruit, and greenery: "ribbon-tied swags of flowers".
Secretly We Are Gay
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S- Secretly
W- We
A- Are
G- Gay
Here is a gay story! swag
I was sitting in my room masterbatin when I hear a knock on the door. My dick was straight as a pole. Please don't be David... I say in my mind. I put on clothes and my boner can be seen thru my pants. Fuck! I shout as I clench my fist. I open the door. It is David. I feel so horny when he is by me... "I see your glad to see me" he says laughing sexy like he always does staring at my boner. I melt at his voice into my ears... "Come in!" I say with a pink face. Damnit Josh act cool! I say to myself. I shut the door behind us. Maybe I can have sex with him! Maybe I can tell him my feelings! I say to my mind. "You have anything to get us drunk bro?" He asks me. My ass cheeks clench together. "Yeah" I say with a shaky voice. I get us some beers. Later we are totally drunk. Beer all over the floor. I can't hold it in. It is to strong. I put my face close to his. I feel his breath in my face. "What the hell man?" He says to me right before I kiss him. My dick gets harder. He relaxes. I reach my tongue all the way to the back of him mouth. We keep doing that to each other. Over and over. Each time I feel my dick getting harder and harder. I rub his back and soon we are both naked, making out, and both have boners. I rub his dick and he rubs mine. I never felt so happy. I grab his ass and rub it's each time going deeper into his ass.
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Another word used by black "people" that makes absolutely no sense. English requires almost average intelligence to learn, so most blacks don't even attempt it. English isn't nearly cool enough. It only becomes cool when you pepper your broken, grammatically incorrect sentences with made-up words, like swag.
Mane dis muhfuckin english be hard n shit. It aint got no swag like me i bes da playa fo sho wit bitches and money and watches. Dem swag wheels is swaggin on dubz and swag.
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Not very good, bad, uninteresting.
Dude, that film was pretty swag
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A synonym for the way University School of Milwaukee Basketball team holds itself as they travel to the greatness of Renaldo "Swiperboy" Woolridge and Brandon "B Jen" Jennings.
Those ballas from U School swag as they trample the competition.
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A slang word used by people when they wish to alert others to the fact that they are:
•Performing actions that they believe makes them more stylish or popular.
•Wearing clothes or accessories that they believe make them aesthetically stylish.
•Acquiring a new piece of technology that they believe makes them more stylish or popular.
This term however, has a bad reputation for being said by generally annoying or unlikable people at completely inappropriate times, where it would disrupt other people.
This can also be said ironically by other people as long as they reassure the audience of the joke that they are just joking and that they do not say this word frequently.
Person 1: I just bought these new shoes and phone cases, I have so much Swag
Person 2: No, No you don't
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