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Rather obese person who also has poor hygiene.
Gross! Look at the tub o' goo going back to the buffet for more! Still wearing her house slippers!
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A stupid new trend in 2021 where girls on Twitch will stream themselves in a hot tub looking like a complete slut. Such streams will usually gain lots of views with loads of men simping down in the chat. While some may argue that this is beneficial towards "normalizing" (sic) and empowering women's bodies, in reality, it is doing the opposite. The only result of these streams is more men being turned on and thus further adding to the objectification of women. In reality, these girl streamers are only doing it for the money, which I don't know about you but that's just shallow.
There are plenty of better ways to empower the female body than to wear a bikini in a hot tub. For example: exercising streams, dancing streams, yoga streams, clothing haul streams, even relaxing bubble bath streams, need I go on?
me: *hovers cursor over random twitch streamer*
Twitch stream title: "🍑💦HOT TUB STREAM IN 4K, COME WATCH ME 😘🍑💦"
me: *cringe*
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This is when a man gets in a bathtub with a woman, where both take a shit (diarrhea preferred) in the tub. They proceed to have sexual intercourse in the water amongst the low viscus excretion. After the dead is done, both take turns sipping the bath water with a straw.
"Hey bro, did you see the game last night?"
"No. I was too busy giving this kind young lady a Missouri Hot Tub."
"Wow, you are so cool. I want to do that too and spread this phrase to all my friends n family."
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A novelty shot, typically served to an unsuspecting victim as either a gag or as punishment for turning 21. To make the shot, one first fills a rocks glass with house vodka, and then proceeds to suck up a small amount of milk with a straw, lowers the end of the straw into the bottom of the glass, and slowly releases the milk while pulling the straw up and out, with the end result resembling semen being suspended in the water of the hot tub, thus you have the sex in a hot tub.
Bro 1: Happy Birthday bro, I bought you a shot!
Bro 2: Thanks bro, what is it?
Bro 1: Its a sex in a hot tub, now shut up and drink it!
Bro 2: (gulp)
Bro 1: That's what you get for turning 21!
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The guy in the hot tub that can't quite commit to sitting all the way down in the water so they just kind of wade in, and stand there resembling a meerkat.
I was on my way to the hot tub at the gym when I spotted the Hot Tub Meerkat and decided thats too fucking weird, i'll just hit the steam room.
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When you are stuck in a hot tub with a fat chick.
Tom: "Wow. look at joe he looks like he hates his life."
Mike: "Yeah hes stuck in the chub tub with karen."
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Trying to put your penis and nut sack inside a woman/man (what ever you prefer) anus all at the same time' hens the saying as it is as hard as.
Once i pulled off the dog in the bathtub, I found it was much harder to remove them then put them in.
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