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A tiny little shithole of a town, consisting mainly of ghettos with a massive steel mill at it's center with no real infrastructure to speak of where the lowest forms of life in SW Ohio come to bitch about their miserable excuse of a life.
Person 1: Dude, wanna go hang in Middletown, Ohio tonight?
Person 2: No. It took me years to get out of that town and I don't want it to suck me back into it's endless abyss.
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Also known as the pharmacy for inheriting drugs from cleveland and selling to the football players and people of the surrouding towns.
Football player 1: Hey man you know where i can get some good good?
Football player 2: Of course man, drive to my buddies house with me in Aurora Ohio.
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Located in the northern part of Ohio.
And home of the Aviators , druggies, and wanna be thugs/gangstas. If you don't smoke weed, you're probably doing meth or heroine. Most of its school students are pregnant before they enter high school.
A local "gang" of the city is called EBK, which stands for Everybody Killas. Which makes no sense since Everybody is one word, but whatever. Guess they didn't learn in school, I mean they are residents of Alliance.
This same gang is th gang that got ran out of Canton.
" You can tell she's/he's from a Alliance, Ohio lmfao. Look at how they fucking act. So disrespectful. "
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Heard a couple of dudes in Bellaire, Ohio (A place where troglodytes still live if there ever was one) say an Ohio Trifecta is when a man has sex with the mother, daughter, and grandma. One sounded like he was a man of experience.
Hey man, I'm spent! This weekend I scored an Ohio Trifecta. Intergenerational sex is the best.
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When you shit in a chicks nose and wait for her to sneeze and the shit will blow out on the top part of her mouth and will look like a Ohio sunrise.
Dude, I just gave this chick an Ohio Sunrise in the back room.
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Ohio State is a party college in Ohio thats known for losing when it matters. In 2007, an IQ test showed that Ohio State's average IQ was 89. It ranked lower than most community colleges.
Hey bro, we just beat Youngstown State and Akron back to back! Lets go get shit faced! Ohio State is awesome, we consistently beat cupcake schools so we can get raped in the national championship!
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The coolest city in Ohio! We have awesome stuff like Acorn Alley, and it has the most shops I've ever seen! It's also by KSU! And Roosevelt High School and Stanton Middle School are the best around!!!
Friend From Camp: Soo where do you live?
Me: oh, ya know... Kent, Ohio!!!!
Friend From Camp: NO FAIR!!
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