when ronald mcdonald and all his little friends have a keg party
Hey hamburgler, im lovin it
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To be H'd signifies the state of being aroused, in arousal, or to have been aroused, horny.
John: How is that Talk with Hannah going?
Andrew: Dude she's mad dirty, I'm H'd fam
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what a self concious lady insists she is. but her boyfriend always dissagrees
girl: " i look horrible and i'm fat"
boyfriend: " you amazing sweets"
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"Sorry I made porn with your sister on our wedding day."
"Whatever, I'm over it."
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Being Pregnant
"Would you a glass of wine?"
"no thanks, I'm stuffed"
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A term that is used to tell others that one's own life is on the verge of ending.
"Please help me!"
"Why?"
"I'm dying!!"
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What mothers say when their child asks them if they're looking but they're not actually.
Child: "Hey mother are you looking at what I'm doing?"
Mother: "Yeah, I'm looking".
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