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the act of climbing to the top of, then defecating off a high cliff or mountain, much to the dismay of those poor climbers below you.
Ugh, Will totally climbed The Nose way faster than Erin, then he cliff jammed so she had to take her gear to the dry cleaners.
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The female equivalent to the cock block.
If you're familiar with the term "Cock Block," you know that it means one dude messed up another dude's game with the ladies. Well, this happens to girls too. And we (most of us) don't have cocks.
If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.
If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.
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jam scam
From jam |jam| + scam |skam|
When a scam, a dishonest scheme or fraud, is squeezed or packed tightly into a specified space at best slightly too small to contain it, as well as the attendant effects of said squeezing, packaging, etc.
A scam to the second or greater degree(s).
A Jam Scam is when several scammers collide at crossed purposes, or when the scammer gets scammed, or both.
"Mmmmm!, I jam scammed her ass!"
"I'm going to jam scam the lot of them; I'll hit them so hard they won't even know they've been jam scammed."
"I wuz f*&king jam scammed!" said the casino owner.
"Are you jam scamming me?" he pleadingly questioned the disappearing heels of the until quite recently celibate Go Go dancer, suddenly answering her boyfriend's call, even suddenlier (sic) leaving to meet him.
"Everywhere I look, it's a jam scam", said the Knight to the Bishop.
Getting f*&ked, royally.
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The act of stuffing valuables into any choice of one's orifices for the purpose of hiding the valuables so they can be stolen.
"I don't have enough money to afford these grapes so I'm going to pearl jam them in my vagina and walk out."
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the act of hardcore jamming while raking leaves, alone and/or with friends.
i'm raking leaves..at the Scott's house! LEAF JAM! *unc* *unc* *unc* *unc* *unc*
noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.
"We could make better time if we could just get around this geezer jam."
when the isles in a grocery store become impassable due to the number of people stopped for free samples.
Oh crap, we had better go down the frozen food isle, there's a sample jam over by the baked goods.