a boy with luscious long hair and magnificent pubic lice that looks like a blizzard when he pulls down those tight skinny capris. He usually walks around with a juice box in his hands while snorting cocaine on the weekends, on the week days he likes to sit home and fantasize about dolphins and riding them in the Piscataquag River.
Sage Heald is a wanksta
Sage Suede is a musician, model and podcast host in Austin Texas. He released his debut album Thicc Juicy Bass in 2020 to critical acclaim, featuring songs with hip hop, pop, edm, reggaeton and baile funk influences. He writes music in several languages, including English, Spanish & Portuguese. He is the host of the podcast Dazzlin Stage Music, which debuts in July 2021.
Sage Suede just performed a show downtown.
I am listening to Sage Suede on Spotify.
Huncho Sage, formally known as Huncho, describes a big, loud, hairy member of the LGBTQ community. It has Downsyndrome and is a carrier of Parkinsons. These creatures have a whopping 19 chromosomes.
Huncho: I am very bussin and Huncho Sage chicken man fat boy loud. MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA THE VOICES, I HEAR VOICES. MAKE THEM STOP
When you get into a relationship with someone and you break up in the next 2 days.
Bae: I know its been two days in all but... But im just not ready for a relationship.
You: Ok, *whispers* shit, i have the Sage effect!
1. n. (plural) a group of poeple who one pregames with and later takes facebook/myspace photos of themselves taking awesome shooters and just soaking up each other's awesomness
2. n.(singular-formally just using "col" instead of "col, aige, cage, sage and paige") One who uses people for alc/weed money and free trips to jamaica or any other destination
Last night we were a col, aige, cage, sage and paige before the concert! LOLZ I was so0o0o drunk.
Whereas most classical savants are found to be male, Sage Queen Alice is a female goddess. This sacred ancient Chinese Cleopatra is the overlord of all living creatures, nay: Her Majesty omnisciently commands all being, including the deficient borders of this humble macrocosm.
No approach could potentially illustrate Thine divine eminent omnipotence, Sage Queen Alice.
Amazing girl who loves food and hopefully keeps a boyfriend