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peter parker sitting poolside in his glasses waiting for love.
Felicia often dreams about Poolside Parker
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A title you give to a member in your band who is unreliable; doesn't show up to rehearsals or gigs.
Jordan missed the jam session again, he pulled a Charlie Parker
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When the guy you’re having sex with cums too early and keeps thrusting with a soft cock.
“Was the sex good last night with that guy you met? - “no, he gave me a dirty Parker and just mashed a floppy all night”.
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A stalker. My friend told me of a crime when a valet parker copied a woman's house keys and hid under her bed with duct tape,ropes and a camera. He was caught by the woman's boyfriend. I took the name from there.
He is valet parking you!
He's a valet parker.
Did she used to valet park you?
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when you have sex with a girl in a spiderman outfit, then return later on in the day with no outfit on. and have sex with her again acting like you never met her.
i pulled a peter parker on a girl the other day.
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one who has a dynamite personality, "sparks" even, and an uncommon affinity for unicorns. bonds easily with those who like shiny things and share a childlike whimsy in life. commonly known to posess fiery red hair.
"hi i like shiny things, want to be besties!" the sarah (parker) would say yes, this is goodness.
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