san andreas highway patrol

a group of queers that suck at being leo

jesus Christ san andreas highway patrol sucks ass.

Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

An awesome revival. A continuation of an old wonderful thing, only wonderfuller. A beautiful progression into something better and pure.

Like an old friend who came back with a jetski and some hookers, that dude is aqua unit patrol squad 1, son!

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Thot Patrol: Division XVI (16)

The Only Type of People, made of weebs, Naruto Runners, Ex-Thots, and H*ntai Watchers, they are the best defense against the thots, and the strongest task force in the world
Field Marshal: HXNTAI MACHINE (@thxtpatrolxvi)
Admiral: George Donatto (@thegeorgedonatto)
More Ranks Avalible, Follow @thxtpatrolxvi to enlist in Division XVI, the highest form of thot patrol

Random Guy: OH NO! A THOT!!
Thot Patrol General: THAT THOT IS TOO POWERFUL!!!
Thot Patrol Admiral: ...we should call Division XVI!
Thot Patrol General: Yes.... *calls Thot Patrol: Division XVI*
Division XVI Field Marshal: THOT EXTERMINATED
Thot Patrol General: you saved the day, more thots to exterminate

Thot Patrol: Division XVI (16): the best protection against thots

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Low patrol

A definition for a community which is too "cool" to be regarded as peasants : but are still peasants.

" RUN it's the LOW PATROL"

Pineapple Patrol

You are a part of the fastest growing patrol the Pineapple Patrol if you follow PineappleandTheBoom on twitch

You are part of the fastest growing patrol the pineapple patrol

Moth patrol

A special unit of large men, with small guns here to protect people from their everyday moth problem.

Dude, call the moth patrol, that suckers huge!

Georgia State Patrol

The dudes who will chase you to the moon and back, and pit maneuver your car into a ditch with no hesitation.

“Bro, the cops are behind us!”
“Nah, we’re good. We can loose em easily.”
“Dude, it’s Georgia State Patrol.”
“…Fuck.”