Apple Picking

The fetish of plucking out a man’s testicle hairs.

Dave’s balls are smooth and shiny since last night’s apple picking!

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Pick Physics

A physics based phenomenon that occurs when a guitar pick is dropped whether in use or not.

-John is playing guitar in the garage and drops his pick-

John: "Holy shit, how the fuck did my pick land in the hallway?"

Dave: "Pick physics."

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coom pick

an interception in madden where one player drops an extremely easy pick only for a teammate near by to swoop in and catch the ball as it falls from the player's hands. Usually performed by COOM.

OMG, the Bailey just totally coom picked your ass!

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Birdie Pick

Givin' someone the finger + Nose mining = Birdie Pick. The Birdie Pick is easy to master and allows the person giving the finger to convey his/her insult without being noticed by anyone besides the intended bird recipient. This inconspicuous insult is a close cousin to the Shocker Pick.

"Where's Jason?"
"In the hospital."
"What happened?"
"He was Birdie Pickin' while driving, hit a bump and punctured his brain."

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anal picking

To tongue thrust ones asshole

He's anal picking that broad in the back seat.

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picking the fence

A phrase in basketball used to specifically describe a player's inability to sell a cross over. Usually used when the defender is tight on the offense, blocking the player out single handedly. 'PTF' for short.

Bob KIA'ed Dillan's emotionally challenged ass like there was no tomorrow. He was so shooken up, picking the fence my oh my.

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Picking Fire

A similar expression to playing with fire, except simplified and more modern.

I got in a fight with the principle again

Dude, stop picking fire.

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