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The plan to steal the 2022 elections.
Gates: I hereby call the September 2022 meeting of the Democrat Inner Circle Society "DICS" to order.
Buffett: Okay let's get down to business. Can we decide the winners of all elections in November 2022 like we did in 2020?
Gates: Uh... no.
Bezos: The state legislatures tripped us up in almost every state with new "Voter Integrity Laws".
Buffett: I'll be Goddamned if the citizens think they can choose their own representatives! We need a new scheme.
Fink: Sir? I have an idea... I've been thinking about it. Our main obstacle is poll watchers. They're watching for things like thumb drives and bins full of fake ballots. But poll watchers are humans, and humans need sleep after about 16 hours. We need to create a delay that pushes the vote processing out longer than 16 hours. Then we will have unmonitored power to choose the winners.
Buffett: I think I like it... But how will we delay the processing?
Fink: We tell the voters that there are equipment problems.
Buffett: So the voters stand there waiting to vote?
Fink: No. The voters will be allowed to vote, but we'll tell them that they need to put their ballots into "secure boxes" so they can be scanned later when the machines are working. Then after the poll watchers leave, we swap out the boxes of real ballots for boxes of fake ballots.
Buffett: I love it! Okay that's THE PLAN 2022! Well what the hell are we waiting for?
A phrase used by Magatards after Trump lost the 2020 election and before Biden was inagurated as a form of coping and larp so delusional it was often made fun of by other Magatards, believing Trump had a mysterious plan to somehow pull out a win before inaguration.
"It's over... Trump lost"
"TRUST THE PLAN Pede! Trump won!"
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A Plan C basically involves systematically killing every living thing in the general area. Doing so will allow you to loot area and its dead residents for a fair amount of income. Generally a quite difficult action, it is best if you are some what skilled before attempting a Plan C. REMEMBER: Plan C is not about killing everone, its about killing everyone so you can take all their stuff after.
i saved the town from the raider attacks so that i could Plan C the town myself and take all their shit.
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only the best band ever. if you think they suck then you really have never heard quality music. its the best music to listen to when your depressed. only people with realy music sense listen to them.
still not getting any by simple plan fucking rocks man!
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An inherent benefit of working a job that deals with things that women fawn over, which in turn aids in the process of sleeping with them.
While not technically considered to be an official benefit such as health care, dental, and paid vacations, the Pussy Plan is an extremely valuable bonus aspect of any line of work that crosses into a woman's realm of sentiment.
Jeremy: Your job comes with a Pussy Plan, doesn't it?
George: Yeah man, my job at the animal shelter is a chick magnet. Every girl with a soft spot for animals automatically opens her spot for my dick!
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an awsome band who dont give a fuck wat any 1 says about them they r emo, but personally great guys who dont mope aroound like u say they do so all of you shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
more like good charlotte, The Used & my chemicle romance is rock, these guys r just emo........who cares?
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One of the best bands of all time and any one who thinks otherwise can go suck a cock
I love Simple Plan. They are one of the greatest bands of all time!
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