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a fresh load resulting from what was thought to be an innocent cuddle session cum semen jizz
I thought I would just sneak out in the morning...next thing I knew there was a load of cuddle poison on my chest.
If I were to say to you, "can you keep a secret?"
Would you know just what to do or where to keep it?
Then I say, "I love you", foul the situation
Hey girl, I thought we were the right combination
Who broke my heart, you did, you did
Bow to the target, blame Cupid, Cupid
You think you're smart, stupid, stupid
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
No rhythm in cymbals, no tempo in drums
Love on arrival, she comes when she comes
Right on the target but wide of the mark
What I thought was fire was only the spark
The sweetest melody
Is an unheard refrain
So lower your sights, yeah
But raise your aim, raise your aim
Who broke my heart, you did, you did
Bow to the target, blame Cupid, Cupid
You think you're smart, stupid, stupid
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
I thought you loved me, but it seems you don't care
I care enough to know, I can never love you
Who broke my heart, you did, you did
Bow to the target, blame Cupid
You think you're smart, that's stupid
Right from the start when you knew we would part
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Shoot that poison arrow to my heart, heart, heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Heart
Shoot that poison arrow
Shoot that poison arrow
A sex position in which the woman leaves her vagina sweaty after exercise and has her man go down on her.
"Dude, my girlfriend totally game me a poison taco last night after she came back from the gym!"
The poison for Kuzco.
the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco.
Kuzco's poison.
That poison?
YES! The poison!
Gotcha covered.
the disease commonly associated with contact with mushrooms. there have only been one case. death is imminent.
there is a single possible cure. kiss the feet of a baby-on-a-leash and throw feces at a siberian monkey. then apologize to melissa =
*throws mushroom at melissa* ~jonathan
"haye, you're gonna get fungal poisoning because you touched that shroom!" ~melissa
"well you are too then!" ~jonathan
"nuh-uh, i'm immune cuz i'm tough" ~melissa
A kiss from a toxic person yet they still draw you in with their charm.
A terrible kiss
Person 1: Man I shouldn't have kissed him it was a poison kiss
Person 2: Oof that sucks.
Person 3: I know I shouldn't but they have such a dreamy poison kiss.
The best god damn garage band of all times
"MY POISONED ROMANCE IS MY FAVERITE BAND!!!" says Kimmy