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A woman that don't ride cock, rejects the cock, does not approve of the cock.
Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."
Illingsworth: "I say you giddy concubine, don't be a cooch potato. Ride the cock, it loves thee."
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A sexual position created by comedian, Eric Andre.
It is described as having sex with Haley Joel Osment.
Coined in Hot Ones interview with Eric Andre.
Forget reverse cowgirl, potato boy is where it's at.
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A commonly used phrase to describe a guinea pig, due to it’s rotund shape and often couch potato-like lounging behavior.
That guinea pig just sits there like a furry potato.
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When you intentionally clog an establishment's toilet by forcing a potato into the bottom of their toilet and then take a massive, burrito-driven dump on top of it. Then you wait and watch from a hidden table as the poor bastard tries to flush unsuccessfully and only after putting on the shoulder high gloves does he manage to extract the potato from under all that noxious, diarrhea water.
After my buddy got fired from his bartending job, I went and bought a beautiful yukon gold, had two carne asada burritos and a venti latte, and I dropped the biggest shit potato ever in their third stall. He needed two barbecue forks to loosen that evil spud.
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To fill ones belongings with potatoes, but most commonly a golf bag throughout an 18 hole round of golf. Usually includes collusion between the other three members of the foursome against the victim.
Do you fellas want to go potato sacking on Saturday when we hit the links with Zach?
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The rolled up and partially dissolved bits of toilet paper found in a dirty vagina while you're eating it.
Can also refer to any creamy whitish substance found between the folds of a vagina while eating it.
Let's run a gravy train on those gash potatoes.
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A girl thats been around the block one too many times.
My mother told me not to date the girl down the street because she is a hairy potato.