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Privilege

Seeing how over half of your gross wage goes away in taxes to pay for someone else’s “free” education, healthcare and welfare whilst not enjoying any of those “freebies” yourself.

Breanna (formerly Tim): Oh my gosh! The free healthcare system has been so supportive with my gender reassignment: 2 years’ worth of HRT and psychological consultation, top and bottom surgery and 2 more years of follow up consultation…all for freeee
Joe: *rolls eyes* I was at work while you were doing all of that, eventually got a rotten tooth and had to pay 5k for the implant…I’m so privileged.

Frank: I had to take a payday loan at a 300% APR when my car broke down and needed to fix it to keep going to work while not getting evicted, I’m sooo privileged too.

by darealprivileged October 13, 2024


Privilege

A group of Karens

Five minutes before closing time, a large privilege came in and ordered 17 plates of boneless wings and had the nerve to tell me they were all under-cooked.

by Wesley Ripe April 26, 2020


privilege

A group of Karens

Karen by herself is bad enough, but imagine having to deal with a privilege of 4 Karens.

by Mr BadWrench April 30, 2020


Privilege

The inherent value someone puts onto you based on superficial features. Often based on race, sex, sexuality, identity, religion, class, and physical ability.

Often times privilege is hard to see when looking at the privileged person. Its only obvious when comparing two people who are very similar other then the superficial features that grant you privilege.

Its worth noting that aspects that often influence privilege can affect things such as getting a job and not be an example of privilege, but rather qualification -ex: physical ability in a job requiring large amounts of movement

Class and privilege are not the same thing. Both can effect each other, with privilege or lack there of affecting your ability to make money, and your class influencing how people see you, but they are not the same.

A person will never be less then their perceived inherent value (privilege), meaning someone without that privilege is seen as inherently lesser.

Ex: "Tod would never do that, he's a christian!"

by xXXmillennialcoolXXx January 12, 2024


Birthday privilege

A more polite or subtle version of the phrase ‘birthday sex’, suggesting sexual favours or attention from one’s partner.

“We’ve both been working a lot lately but I’m hoping Sharon will give me birthday privileges tonight”

by Tim Peters November 9, 2023


Colored privilege

Colored privilege provides people of color the ability to discredit/ discriminate white people without consequences, straight up denying what they are saying is racist.

Jerome: “White people are the root of all evil!”

Peter: “That sounds pretty racist honestly…”

Jerome: “You can’t discriminate the oppressor, im exercising my colored privilege

by You don’t like to hear it February 8, 2023


Jesse’s Privilege

is the ability and right of a person to talk and mock freely without being punished; for nothing he says seems to matter

That Cunk seems to have Jesse’s privilege. They can say and do whatever without any repercussions.

by Pretzmane June 14, 2024