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Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
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A queef that's sloppy like beef gravy.
She let our a juicy beef queef.
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A vaginal flactuation that has been sealed and stored in a mason jar, to be released or examined at a later date, like a fine wine or scotch, the longer you age it, the better the results.
It's Easter Sunday! Today would be a good day to open up one of Grannies pickled queefs we have in the fruit cellar
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queefs ussually occur during sexual activity, however a select few have the special gift of queefing on comand
can be done in a multitude of ways either lying down and lifting the legs and pelvis up or simply spreading your legs real wide while sitting down
i thought you could only queef while having sex but that bitch proved me wrong while she spread her legs and i heard the distinct sound of a queef and i was like shooot that girl can on command queef
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Related to the term "douche bag." Often used for people who think they are "the shit" and "act a fool."
Hey Bill, take a look at this queef cake coming down the hall.
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An old, dried up piece of cunny
Grandma's pussy has turned to queef jerky!
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- Noun - A word used to define a car that has a loud exhaust. Usually that of a pop-culture car modeled after the movie The Fast and The Furious.
John Doe: "Did you hear that queef mobile!?! It rattled my windows right off my car!"
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