Re-Holler

Re-Holler describes the action of a man or woman returning to a previous mate for sexual purposes only. A re-holler must take place after a minimum of two years or more of separtaion& no communication; so that complications are at a minimum.

EX#1:
I saw my ex-girl out last night and she looked tight... I was never able to blaze it in high school so I think I'm gonna re-holler at her because she is looking extra-tight now.

EX#2:
There was a girl from College & I dropped her an email the other day, & she emailed me back to let me know if I was ever in her town I could come by and Re-Holler.

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Res Nigger

A lazy native american who lives off of the system and the yearly annuity check they receive. No different from a regular nigger, the only differences is a res nigger lives on a reservation.

Seneca is a res nigger.

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re-hightilized

the act of increasing ones high after a short break of smoking.

yo bro that last bong hit re-hightilized me

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re-shard

the action of acquiring more shards after a shard binge.

Eddie burned up the dope, and was coming down so he had to re-shard like a shardtard.

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RE: PHONE

A satanic device of my own creation. Beginning as a Facebook PM to my close friends to inform them of my new phone number, it has evolved into an unnecessary, over-2000-replied message, repeatedly filling up the inboxes of those involved stupid enough to not turn off email alerts for PMs.

One day, RE: PHONE will be a true internet meme.

Lil' Dan: What!? I've got 89 new emails?!... goddamn that fucking RE: PHONE!

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re-entry

A state of mind or being that results upon return to the real world after a vacation. Characterized by irritability, fatigue and a snappish attitude toward those in close proximity. Can lead to random emotional outbursts and complete irrationality. Fortunately does not last long in most cases.

Spouse: Hey, how was your vacation? Could you pass the salt?

You: Can't you see I am trying to do homework? I have so much to get done and it is all due tomorrow! I can't believe you are so selfish! Get the salt yourself!

Spouse: It's ok, I know you are probably just experiencing re-entry.

You: This is not re-entry! You have no idea what you are talking about! I am fine! (Burst into tears and/or storm out)

Spouse:

You: (Return) Sorry, just a little overwhelmed by the real world.

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re knob

a retard humping a door knob as seen in dodgeball

you guys look like retards humping a door knob

you are such a re knob

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