I regret reading that

What you think when you go to urbandictionary.com and read almost any definition.

(Looks up PJ)

I regret reading that jim.

Read her beads

To tell someone (her) off.

My gurl Christy was going on about how dope her new timberlands was and how lame my knock-off Fubu was until I read her beads. Bitch don't talk about my Fubu now.

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read my story

Read my story.

"Read my story" "no advertising allowed" "read my fucking story you god damn slut"

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read 9:48

Means that you are being ignored. They read your text but don't respond.

Me: Hey I really like you
Crush: *read 9:48*

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en can't read

Those who only know only a little of something but acting very smart and completely ignore the rest despite being right ahead of them, originated from and used commonly by Arknights player.

Player 1: OMG CAN ONLY ATTACK ONE ENEMIES THIS THING IS BAD THIS THING IS BAD BRO!!1! (ignore the massive attack stats right next to it)

Player 2: EN can't read moments

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READ BETWEEN THE FINES

The habit of dumping fines and other miscellaneous bills down the trash as soon as they come in the mail.

"Bills don't stress me out; I just read between the fines."

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read for filth

Calling someone a liar.

Damn, she keeps reading him for filth!

He was full of it, I read him for filth.

Read for filth.

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