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It is the thought police of the internet were people go to subscribe to group think. The sub-sections in Reddit expects you to understand the narrative of whatever sub it is, and if you ask the wrong question, or make the wrong comment, the thought police of that sub will soon let you know. This combined with the fact it is far left-leaning and full of teenagers who non-stop virtue signal, make it a very toxic place where no person with a free mind would dare dwell.

You can't post that question on Reddit, everyone else should know the answer to that because I assume they don't have a life and spend their time on Reddit all day just like me!

I tried to ask a simple and innocent question on Reddit but everyone downvoted me.

I made an original comment on Reddit and someone argued with me over it on the most obscure grounds!

by October 13, 2022


Reddit

the only social media that followers doesn't matter

A: Hey i just got 2 followers on Reddit!
Me: i dont give a fuck

by the name not being used October 21, 2021


reddit

do i really gotta explain?

"reddit."

by sussy bake April 29, 2022


Reddit

if you have an IQ above 4 you won't go here!

Redditor: CoMe JoIn ReDdIt.
5 IQ man: No thats gay

by ICookCats October 10, 2021

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reddit

A social media app where incels can complain about women having rights

Lester: bro i just reached 400 pounds on the scale
Everybody: man what an incel, he probably also uses reddit

by sidobelei December 27, 2023


Reddit

The most poggers place on earth. Great memes awesome CUMmunity. But there are some rules:

No tiktok
No fortnite

No emojis
Worship keanu chungus
Yay reddit
Yay minecraft
Yay moai
Yay shrek
We think communism is funny
No furries
No instagram

Virgin 1: i like tiktok
Virgin 2: yeah! I love tiktok too! (Does stupid fortnite dance)
Sigma gigachad redditor: oraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraora! (Proceeds to destroy these stupid virgins)

by Iwilleatyourass69420 November 25, 2021

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Reddit

The only social media site in the world where you'll meet female 26 year old virgins drier than the Sahara desert claiming to be adults while having the emotional maturity of a 9 year old. The only company on the planet that claims free speech yet it's content policy is written by Adolf Hitler himself. The Faggot cousin of Facebook. The only company in the world that hires 9 year old data scientists to moderate a site where even neo nazis look like angels compared to Reddit. If Hitler would've won world war II Reddit is how society would look like. If you ever plan on joining Reddit please stick your finger in a live socket, cover yourself in leeches, and eat bleach for breakfast because you'll at least get your money's worth.

Hey are you a Redditor? Fuck no why would I ever go to a site that kills your IQ in less than an hour.

by RealDealJesus October 9, 2021