I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes
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Rest Date is a term used when someone dies and you need the date of their death. The day they "laid to rest".
Ex.
Sarah: My mother died last year.
Dr: What was her rest date?
Sarah: Dec. 9th
Future rest is a term most notably used in the Army for any amount of time consumed by an individual to rest, relax or sleep prior to an event that will cause you to tire i.e work details, guard or missions. Similar to a nap, it differs only in that future-rest is taken when previous knowledge of a future work related event is known.
Pvt.Joe: Hey, you want to go use the computers?
Spc.John: Nah, I'm going to get some future-rest before we have to fill some sandbags.
1: When a Kim Dracula fan constantly looks confused.
2: The Kim Dracula fan base version of resting bitch face.
You have resting whatthefuckula face, you might want to fix that before going in there.
When a man has a resting bitch face, instead of calling it resting bitch face, its a resting dick face, or an RDF
Dan has such a resting dick face.
A resting place for a dick. Usually a male co worker who is confused about his sexuality
Hey bill wanna rest your dick on my face. Thanks Jeremy it needs a rest after carrying your ass at work all week.
Jeremy has resting dickface
RBFCU is a credit union based in San Antonio. Back around 2013, I noticed that RBF could stand for resting bitch face, and started spreading it the term. Today, most of the employees themselves have heard it. You're welcome, everybody!
I'm sure I'll get a better car loan out of Resting Bitch Face Credit Union
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