the dirt road

A secret term to use instead of "Anal".

Dude ___ is on her period and she said I can take 'the dirt road'

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Road Rovers

Pimpass old furry 'toon that sometimes comes on CN once in a while.

ME:
"Dude! Road Rovers is on Cartoon Network again!"

TV:
"Hello there, Mr. Fluffypants!"
"WILL YOU PLEASE STOP CALLING ME THAT!?"

ME:
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

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Road Rally

A party, involving a scavenger hunt, where people would film, often ridiculous things

Hey did you go to the road rally on Friday?

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Copperhead Road

Song by Steve Earle based on a moonshiner.
Also a code term for anything having to deal with Moonshine.

"I'm headin' up to Copperhead Road this weekend to help a friend."

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Rimrock Road

A rimrock road is the process of the passenger sitting on the drivers face, so he may receive a rimjob A.K.A.: the act of orally stimulating the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal, whilst the car is in motion.

I picked up a hitchhiker and as her fee, i asked her for a rimrock road which she respectfully accepted, my asshole has never seen cleaner days.

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Road House

1) Losing ones mind in a fit of justifiable anger.

2) State of mind leading to probable disproportionate violent response to causal situation.

Typified by bug eyes, flailing arms, stomping feet and ridiculous primal screams. 5 year-olds often go Road House when told to eat their vegetables or they'll get no dessert.

From the Movie Road House, especially the end which culminates with Dalton ripping out the throat of one henchman and murdering the rest while hunting down Wesley.

Bill showed up just in time for the meter maid guy to laugh in his face after writing a parking ticket. Bill promptly went all Road House.

Bishopsumo went all Road House when some dipshit Urban Dictionary editor rejected his definition.

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road pickle

A large piece of shit on the ground

"Thats A Huge Piece Of Crap!"
"Is That A Road Pickle!?!?, I Thought They Would Be More Impressive"

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