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Rule 51

There will always be more rules. Always.

Dude 1>Dude, i just finished learning all the Internet rules.

Dude 2> Rule 51

by DoomB January 14, 2011

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rule 173

"the truth is, everyone is fucked up."

pertaining not exclusively to being intoxicated, but tired, unhappy, depressed, in-a-rut, anxious, a-regularly-nervous-person, a psychotic, etc....

drunk friend: "dooooode, imz so fucked up rightnow! what am i going to doooooo!!!??"

sober friend: "don't worry about it man, everybody's fucked up! rule 173."

or

A: "god dam it i'm sooo fucked! i didn't finish the English paper man!"

B: "it's alright, we're all fucked anyway!"

by superfail March 7, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Suicide Rule

One of the most common house rules in the game of beer pong. It occurs when one team shoots and the ball goes into one of their own cups. This often occurs when it bounces back and the team doesn't block it from bouncing into their own cup, or when the shooter sucks.

"It's your shot, Dude"
"ok"

Dude shoots at the other teams cups, and the ball bounces off the front cup and back into one of the cups in front of Dude and his partner.

Other team: "Suicide rule, you lose"
Dude: "Fuck my life"

by Beirut King June 20, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


rule britannia

Rule Britannia is a patriotic song in the United Kingdom that is based on a poem. It is also a phrase to glorify the United Kingdom or the British Empire.

The song Rule Britannia:When Britain first, at Heaven's command
Arose from out the azure main;
This was the charter of the land,
And guardian angels sang this strain:
"Rule, Britannia! rule the waves:
"Britons never will be slaves."
2

The nations, not so blest as thee,
Must, in their turns, to tyrants fall;
While thou shalt flourish great and free,
The dread and envy of them all.
"Rule, Britannia! rule the waves:
"Britons never will be slaves."
3

Still more majestic shalt thou rise,
More dreadful, from each foreign stroke;
As the loud blast that tears the skies,
Serves but to root thy native oak.
"Rule, Britannia! rule the waves:
"Britons never will be slaves."
4

Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame:
All their attempts to bend thee down,
Will but arouse thy generous flame;
But work their woe, and thy renown.
"Rule, Britannia! rule the waves:
"Britons never will be slaves."
5

To thee belongs the rural reign;
Thy cities shall with commerce shine:
All thine shall be the subject main,
And every shore it circles thine.
"Rule, Britannia! rule the waves:
"Britons never will be slaves."
6

The Muses, still with freedom found,
Shall to thy happy coast repair;
Blest Isle! With matchless beauty crown'd,
And manly hearts to guard the fair.
"Rule, Britannia! rule the waves:
"Britons never will be slaves."

The phrase Rule Britannia: I am so glad that the UK left the EU. Rule Britannia! What does Rule Britannia mean.

by pompom15 December 27, 2016

23๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Gentleman's Rule

if you are playing golf and you don't hit the ball past the women's tee, you then have to walk the hole with your penis hanging out of your pants

I had a bad day, we played by the gentleman's rule, and I'm not too good at golf.

by Rick Lman July 7, 2012

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gentleman's Rule

"A true gentleman always strive to ensure his lady has reached at least one climax before he does"

The Gentleman's Rule is an axiom first created in 1672 by Thomas Savery (creator of the first commercial steam engine). Prior to his extensive research into steam power Savery theorised the existance of a female orgasm, which he then came to prove it in 1671 with a paper titled 'induction of involuntary muscle contraction in mulieribus women'. Much excitement was generated in the scientific community at the remarkable discovery however there was a large group of women claiming to have "known about it for a very long time but you just never listen".

A year later in 1672 it was realised that, despite Savery's pioneering research, the wives and betrothed of British men were no happier; it was decreed by King Charles II of England (an avid supporter and benefactor of Savery's research) that a law would passed that "whenth engaging in coitus it is paramount that the man must ensure his betrothed hath reached a suitable level of satisfaction prior to whenth the husband hath achieved his satisfaction". Charles or his wife were not seen in court for at least a fortnight after the law was passed.

The law slipped into obscurity during the 18th and 19th century but has been in resurgence since the early 1960s.

"My girlfriend loves that I follow the gentleman's rule"
"Craig never follows the gentleman's rule, what a scumbag"
"Jenny seems so much happier now Greg has learnt the Gentleman's Rule!"

by Olberoony February 17, 2015

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Birthday Rule

1.The undisputed privilege for someone to ask unreasonable favors of his/her friends on one's birthday. The term seemed to have originated from the right to automatic shotgun on one's birthday but is also applicable in many different scenarios that may include: doing their laundry, driving them around, being their wingman and paying for food.

While the birthday guy may end up looking like a huge douche, the privilege only lasts a day so the other friends can deal with it until their birthday comes around.

2. In rare cases, the term "Birthday Rule" has also been used to satirically justify everyday asshole-ish behavior. This is not quite like the first use of Birthday Rule because the asshole-ish behavior occurred when it wasn't the guy's/girl's birthday.

1. (two friends buying lunch)
Cashier: "That'll be $10.45"
Friend One: "Dude, I can you spot me?"
Friend Two: "Ten Bucks? are you kidding me?!"
Friend One: "C'mon, it's my birthday... BIRTHDAY RULE"
Friend Two: "Ughhh, okay then..."


2. (two friends eating lunch at table)

Friend One: (starring at Friend Two's fries) "Hey Friend Two, look over there"
Friend Two: (cluelessly) "Whaaaa?"
Friend One steals the rest of Friend Two's Fries while he wasn't looking
Friend Two: "You jerk!"
Friend One: "Dude chill, Birthday Rule"
Friend Two: "It's not even your birthday!"

by Revenge of the Great Gravy February 26, 2009

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