Ryan is a real charmer, he is caring, loving and kinky.
Have you heard of Ryan? He's Hench.
The painter to your kids, his chin is big, and when I say big, I mean big! He can dance to any music. His apple scrunches like 2 peas in a pod. This boy can be the wife to your daughter, and you will have fun. Ryan also has big toes! 4 inches.
Ryan is cool
Ryan is typically a cool guy kicks ass at football and loves it too. He usually thinks that he’s very unattractive and has very low self confidence but is typically nice to others but can get angered easily if someone does something he asks them not to. He loves his friends and team mates but hates drama and fuck boys and fuck girls
Hey did you see Ryan run the ball
Yeah he was insane
Biggest fuckboy out there .will 100% do the dirty with your mom and always is there to be a slut
Ryan is a person
A top lad, only the best of the best , loves his Budweisers more than his missus , Carries round a seven incher , the ladies go crazy for this blonde , blue eyed god.
Holy shit did you see Ryan down that Budweiser
Ryan is a name of Irish origins. It means little king.
Of which most Ryan’s are kings of misheard names.
Ryan: Can I get a small latte?
Barista: can I have a name?
Ryan: Just Ryan.
Barista: I have an order for Bryan?
A very funny friend who has a great sense of humour (that might be a bit offensive at times)
Warning Ryan might sound racist and/or homophobic and/or sexist but that’s just there humour