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A person whom you trust your life's secrets with. However, a safe deposit box can not be your girlfriend/boyfriend. It is a good idea to be eachother's safe deposit box. Any one person may not have two safe deposit boxes.
Me and Ethan are best friends, he is my safe deposit box.
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Term of disrespect in response to a person of a different race who addresses them with the term safe blood when it is abvious this phrase is being misused. The misuse of the term safe blood comes when a non-black person is addressing a black person while believing in their own minds that they are superior to black people. Thus they are contradicting themselves when they use the term safe blood as they do not affiliate their own blood with that of a black person's. Therefore in recognition of this the black person responds with safe flesh denoting that he knows the respect between them is only skin deep.
Non-black1: "I would never let a woman from my race be with a black."
Non-black2: "Shut the fuck up."
Later
Non-black2: "Safe blood this boy Al was saying shit about black people."
Black person: "Safe blood."
Later again
Non-black1: "Safe blood."
Black person: "Safe flesh."
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(1)An informal way of greeting someone. (2) The phrase can also be used to describe something good.
(1) Mike greeted Ben "Mate safe!!!" (2) It's mate safe.
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In an email thread, a word (usually irrelevant and strange in the context of the email thread) agreed to by the participating parties to change the subject or end the thread when the inappropriateness of the thread has reached its limit. This is so that someone on the email thread can let everyone else know that they feel like continuing the thread would only get too personal and cause shame.
Similar to a safe word in BDSM.
Bob: Notice her status says engaged as well…I wonder if this dude is her fiancé…or if that is why she has been abstinent?
Sue: I'm not even sure what to say but LOL about her "other pussy." She's a class act, right there. I just hope she wasn't friends with her co-workers.
Mary: That is exactly the reason I don't have a Facebook acct.
Jill: OMG…that was hilarious!!! Mary…..I don’t think we’d need to know about your escapades.
Bob: No, love caves are private.
Jill: I bet you are about ready for a visit to the love cave, aren't you, Bob??
Sue: BANANA! I said BANANA! Stop, dammit, stop! For the love of God, BAAAAANAAAANAAA!
Jill: Huh?
Sue: Banana is our email safe word. In order to prevent us from too much TMI, we need to put an end to this thread.
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inserting a condom covered in spermacide into someone's ear. Step 1) find a victim step 2) obtain condom step 3) cover outside of condom in spermacide step 4) place condom over a finger step 5) stick it in someone's ear 6) sneak around to thier other side and stick it into their other ear
Eric was sitting there talking about llamas when snuck up and gave him a safe wet-willy in one ear. While he was contemplating the spermacide in his left ear, I got his right.
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Something that is definitely not safe.
1. Guy 1: Dude, it'd be totally safe to jump my car over an opening drawbridge!
Guy 2: Uh, no, that'd be Jim Joyce Safe.
2. Cleveland's Jason Donald was Jim Joyce Safe at first base.
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food that is safe to eat for a woman while in her menstrual period. these foods will not alter her mood in a negative way and will not give her any sort of cramps or physical discomfort.
Jenna forgot to eat "period-safe food" and she was cramping all day and having b*#ch making it almost impossible to be around her.
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