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A school that really sucks but has a cool kid so cool named dominic machado the first.
public safety academy is a school i guess
The act of urinating before embarking on any journey/activity to minimise the likelihood of being caught short or the need to urinate interrupting your activity. An especially useful tool for young children.
"I'm going for a safety wee before the film starts - I don't want to have to miss anything!"
thinking you are not in danger
if you live an california, you only have the illusion of safety from ohio.
There are seven separate sections of safety:
1. Have an escape plan
2. Have equipment for every circumstance
3. Watch for people throwing things at you
4. Watch for anything that can and probably will hurt you
5. Accidents are prohibited
6. Be careful beware of safety
7. Accept that you are probably in danger at any and every given moment
Remember the seven separate sections of safety.
An alcoholic drink consumed to start/maintain a buzz until such time that more alcohol is available.
Its a 30 minute drive to the party, does anyone want a safety cocktail?
A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.
"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me
The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.
I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.