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when your are slow at responding to a joke or comment because of lack there of understanding of topic being joked or commented about.
i was pulling a sammi while listening to a story from my friends. i was so lost
A paradox of quantum superposition.
The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.
Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy
Another way of saying you're hammered.
Dude those white claw surges have me feelin hammy sammy! Let's go break some mailboxes!
To get dive out of an aeroplane and get shot out of the sky.
"Dude you totally got sammied!"
a tall specimen who tends to like odd sports and quite acedemic
and tends to flex there goods
that guys sucha sammy naylor
stop sammy nayloring
she's not actually a sloth, she's a chicken
a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason
a girl that's cat is afraid of her
a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty
Sammy the sloth: perfectly weird and beautiful
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP
He is a habitual masturbator that occasionally likes to smoke the ganja while watching Golden girls on a quiet weekday. Has a beard of of God and ass that won't quit! Born as a God, everyone must bow to his golden balls that dangle between his muscular thighs. He is the apple of each eye that lays upon him.
Nathaniel Ham Sammy is simply a god of beards and golden balls .