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Dirty Sanchez

A respected dentist who lived in a wealthy suburb of Cincinnati and attended his local Methodist church every Sunday, the author of the book "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex," originally found sex surprisingly boring and unfulfilling. And it wasn't just the Ohio women. He often described his sex life as "cumming without really orgasming." Then one day he tried something different and experienced an intensely pleasurable orgasm--he had drawn the handlebars that would soon spread to faces around the globe. As he informed others of his amazing discovery, he became known to sex experts everywhere as "Dirty Sanchez." But this first patented move was only the beginning. "Dirty Sanchez" gave up dentistry and now dedicates himself full-time to discovering exciting new eye-popping, heart stopping sexual positions.

Dirty Sanchez had drawn the handlebars that would soon spread to faces around the globe.

by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010

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phantom sanchez

you fuck a chick doggy style. during the sex you stick your finger in her ass and wave it under her nose just so she can smell it.

Did you give that girl a phantom sanchez last night?

by KidDP345 June 5, 2006

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alex sanchez

Guy with microscopic penis. Even for a god.

Sam is being a Alex sanchez.

by Asdf2490 December 3, 2015

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Dorty Sanchez

When you take some ones finger who is passed out stick it in some one else's rectum and then proceed to rub under their nose with it

I hate zack price he is a dorty Sanchez

by Mendenstine May 1, 2014

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steven sanchez

The most genuinely handsomest guy a girl can ever meet. Steven Sanchez is sexy, gorgeous and perfect in every way. If you ever meet a Steven Sanchez, keep him or you'll regret it!

There goes that Steven Sanchez, ain't he a catch!

by Fairy Tale September 6, 2017

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Cocaine Sanchez

After a person does a line of cocaine, they typically run their finger under their nose rapidly, a similar motion to the dirty sanchez.

Right after that Mexican dude did a rail of cocaine, he gave himself a cocaine sanchez.

by PUTA RAMMEREZ June 22, 2011

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impossible sanchez

Fucking yourself in the ass while punching yourself in the face. See mobius punch.

Who's got two thumbs and is about to perform the impossible sanchez? This guy.

by sinistlor November 17, 2009

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