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A game played as a bet where the loser owes head to the winner
"Rock, paper, scissors anyone" said sav
"ye sure, what does the winner get" ollie asked
"head" exclaimed the slag savannah
"ok then" ollie said
*sav wins*
"i prefer giving, that's dissapointing" said sav
"let me be involved" said max from round the corner
"NO MAX YOURE AN UGLY LANKY CUNT" screamed everyone
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A film about a man who had his hands chopped off and the made new ones out of scissors.
He's like the nice version of Freddy Krueger played by johnny depp but both his hands are different than most peoples if you get what i mean.
The Girl-"Edward! FINGER ME! NOW!"
Edward-"But...."
The Girl-"NOW DAMN IT!"
Edward-"Ok"
The Girl-" OWWWWW! My fadge is bleeding out from in!"
Edward-"I told you"
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Towards the end of Konami's Metal Gear Solid 2 (PS2), a computer AI operating under the alias of Colonel Campbell becomes infected with a computer virus codenamed "GW." The virus proceeds to scramble the AI's memory and logic, causing the AI Campbell imposter to utter numerous phrases of complete nonsense, among them the phrase "...I need scissors! 61!" It is part of a longer quote, listed below.
The phrase "I need scissors!" has no particular or coherent meaning, as it is simply the product of a horribly scrambled AI.
"I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"
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Making a scissor with motion while having a lesbian on each hand.
Dom:Bro I had a lesbien on each hand last night.
Jake: damn bro lesbian scissor hands!!!
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One of the most talented Speed Baggers in the world.... him the SCISSOR HAND Salute and he will give ya a tee shirt.
Adam Solomon Is SBSH, Speed Bag Scissor Hands, comedian, actor, celebrity, superstar and entertainer extraordinare.
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A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.
holy f***ing s*** its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!
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A game of rock paper scissors where the loser gets hurt according to how he lost
If they lose to:
Stone - The get a punch in the arm
Paper - A slap to the face
Scissors - A Nipple Cripple
Great for playing drunk normally someone ends up dead :D
Slaps are normally the worst
Remember I made this game up :D
Rock paper scissors EXTREME is just plain even have you seen my face!
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