Wetaskiwin wax seal

The act of Cumming in the eye and then proceeding to stab the same eye with the tip of your penis.

"Last night I gave her the wetaskiwin wax seal."

Jimmy The Navy Seal

He is vegan

OMG Hes such a Jimmy The Navy Seal

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Former Navy SEAL

If you are one, you can't be wrong. Be sure to capitalize SEAL correctly.

"Of course I'm correct, I'm a former Navy SEAL."

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seal team 69

When 2 lovers are engaged in "69" fornication the top partner pisses into the bottom partners mouth to "waterboard" them for information

I Seal Team 69'ed Sharon last night til she told me where she hid the Oreos.

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seal team six

When someone does something very stealthily, similar to the mission that took down Osama bin Laden.

Guy 1: (sneaking up behind Guy 2 to tackle him, and then tackles him)
Guy 2: 'Oh man bro you totally just pulled a seal team six on me. I didn't even hear you behind me.'

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Alaskan Seal Spear

When a man and a woman are having sexual intercoure and the man pulls out at the height of his erection's hardness and stabs the woman in the temple.

He Alaskan Seal Speared her in the bedroom after she refused him more.

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California Golden Seal

Taking a piss on a girls face after ejaculating so much on her mouth it is sealed shut.

That bitch sucked me so hard I decided to give her a California Golden Seal.

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