If somebody wears far too many pairs of sunglasses, often even indoors, they are considered a Jack Of All Shades.
They're likely to combine the two aspects of owning far too many pairs of sunglasses and wearing sunglasses far too often, just as regularly in a sunny atmosphere as in winter, at night time, or indoors.
Dexter : โHave you seen Carl? He's been wearing sunglasses all day, even in the office.โ
Larry : โWow... I guess he must be a Jack Of All Shades.โ
A girl who's been with 50 different shades of black men
P1: Yo I've haven't seen Keisha since graduation bro
P2: Yeah she's fifty shades of black now bro. Too busy
A movie starring Srek having sex with Fiona
Did you watch fifty shades of green
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1. To effortlessly and creatively read bitches all day, every day.
2. A sick bitch, honey, who suffers from the condition in which she exudes fierceness and attitude so naturally that she effortlessly and creatively reads bitches left and right without breaking a sweat or, at times, even consciously.
Fierce bitch walks into room and throws shade on tired looking friend wearing comfortable sweats and no makeup: "honey, you look so pretty today."
Friend: "You mean bitch. You really do suffer from throwing shade syndrome. You must be one lonely bitch!"
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-I watch 50 shades of grey
-Oh the one with sex in it
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When someone is into some freak-ass shit. And we're not talking bout B&D shit....
"Aye yo, that girl Bianca wants me to fuck her in a bunny suit while both our parents watch"
"Dude, that bitch is 50 shades of cray"
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A color of hair typically in women when the main base color is blond and dark brown highlights are randomly streaked in. The blond is the ass and the brown is the shit.
casey: "hey you know now that chick is an ass shade of blond."
Andy: "what?"
Casey:"her hair its like an ass with blond ass and brown shit."
Andy: "oh haha"
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