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When your on fifa and put loads of good players in a SBC that you could of used for something else then you get dogshit out of it
"Alright I'll but in 94 Muller in, 96 Donnarumma etc..."
*Opens pack*
"Oh ffs I've been shafted and just got 92 Fofana
An expulsion of flatulence so profound that it shakes and vibrates the length of one’s vein cane.
“Did you hear about Andrew and Mike at fart darts the other night? They broke a glass at the bar by harmonizing each other’s shaft-wind.”
Deep throating a dick and taking a bump off the shaft at maximum throating level. Trick is to snort the cocaine and not swallow
Jeff Houston is a pro at shaft bumps, a legend in these parts. Some say he invented it.
When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.
John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives
Twin shafting is a form of mutual masterbation where two males stand facing each other; one of the males places both penises in his hand, and strokes both shafts simultaneously.
Peter and Ryan are downtown; both have drank at least a six pack worth of beer. Peter and Ryan meet in an alley behind the bar and both are coming out of bad relationships. After a night of gossiping to one another, Ryan suggests to Peter they play tummy sticks. Peter says no, instead let's try Twin Shafting.