Wank the Shank

When you accidentally spill a beverage on your cutlery.

Person 1: Argh im so dRuNk
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.

Shank Smacker

A piece of equipment or an apparatus used to strike someone on the "shank" penis as punishment

He continued to make mistakes, so we were forced to use the shank smacker

schunk shank

The act of jabbing one with your gordy, unwashed hand or hands. This term applies to those who last name is Schunkie

"On my way to the club, I took a violent schunk shank in the ass from the town drunk."

e-shanked

getting beat badly over the internet. The level above pwned, most of the time an insult.

e-shanked>pwned>owned

"yo man you just got e-shanked in halo!" or
"you know I e-shanked your mom last night"

Shanked a turd

When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.

Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.

Morning Shank

To wake up with a massive erection. An alternate term for morning wood

Dick was amazed when he woke up and saw the size of his meaty morning shank

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Spine Shank

To quickly and repeatedly stab someone in the spine, most likely killing them.

I was playing CSS today and I spine shanked so mane noobs.

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