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A piece of equipment or an apparatus used to strike someone on the "shank" penis as punishment
He continued to make mistakes, so we were forced to use the shank smacker
When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.
Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.
getting beat badly over the internet. The level above pwned, most of the time an insult.
e-shanked>pwned>owned
"yo man you just got e-shanked in halo!" or
"you know I e-shanked your mom last night"
The act of jabbing one with your gordy, unwashed hand or hands. This term applies to those who last name is Schunkie
"On my way to the club, I took a violent schunk shank in the ass from the town drunk."
The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.
"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"
To wake up with a massive erection. An alternate term for morning wood
Dick was amazed when he woke up and saw the size of his meaty morning shank
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To quickly and repeatedly stab someone in the spine, most likely killing them.
I was playing CSS today and I spine shanked so mane noobs.
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