Schrodinger's Shart

When you are unsure if you farted or sharted, but you're too afraid to move from a sitting position to find out.

Hey man I farted but it smells like a shart. I don't feel anything, could it be a schrodinger's shart?

Shart Hound

1.) Someone who has an uncanny ability to call people out for sharting

I didn't think anyone noticed when I sharted in class yesterday until that Shart Hound sitting two rows behind me called me out.

wet shart

liquid poop farts

wow that was one juicy wet shart that jack just had

Barf-shart

Situation where one vomits from the mouth and excretes human waste from the anus at the same time. Can be caused from laughing, ridiculous weirdness or excess consumption of alcohol.

He was so smashed that he barf-sharted.

I was laughing so hard that I barf-sharted.

Shart Splart

When you're wearing jockey briefs and you shart down each leg

I accidenatly did a shart splart while at the pub

mustard shart

The liquid that shoots out of a mustard container when you're expecting mustard, and not mustard juice/liquid.

This ruins a sandwich, even though you may have taken the percaution of squeezing it over the sink before your sandwich.

"damn, I made an awesome sandwich, but then I topped it off with mustard, and I got a nasty mustard shart instead!!"

bag of sharts

underpants full of shits and farts

Me: Yo I just emitted a bag of sharts
Seana: Fuckin discusting

Mike: Really Dude