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To recover from something by showering.
Equivalent of 'sleep it off'
-This exam was so distressing.
-It was! I'll see you later guys, I've gotta go shower it off!
-God, hon', I had the most awful day...
-C'mon, let's shower it off ! ;)
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A maneuver performed, out of necessity, as an alternative means of cleaning one's asshole of feces. The act of using the shower as a bidet.
I was completely out of toilet paper and had no choice but to shower hop.
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When you have a quiet shower by not turning the water pressure up to high so as to not wake up other residents within your residence who may be awoken by the sound of water flowing through pipes.
It was after midnight and everyone was asleep so in order to bathe thyself I enacted the ancient form and techniques of the ninja shower.
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The strenuous task of spraying oneself with Febreze in lieu of taking an actual shower.
"Mmm baby you smell so good."
"Thanks, I just took a frat shower. Lavender."
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When you jerk off in the shower, and the semen mixes with the water, creating a sticky, white glue otherwise known as shower cement.
Damnit Billy! You could have cleaned up in the shower! My feet are stuck to the tub with all that shower cement you've been making!
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When a woman(preferably white) is on her knees surrounded by many black men circle jerking, with a burning passion, over her body. She then cleanses herself in the sea of semen.
"Why does she smell so odd?"
"She partook in a slave shower last night, I wouldn't want to touch her any time soon..."
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The Towel you use when you didn't do laundry therefore running out of your full size shower towel. The Shower napkin is the midsized towel usually used as a hand towel or wash cloth. The shower napkin is used for wiping the water off while you freeze from being cold and wet because it wont even fit all the way around a newborn baby
I forgot to do the laundry last night so the only thing i had was a shower napkin for this morning.
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