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A depressed,lonely bastard, who is known well for being a dick to many singers and dancers along with many other talented people and also is on AMERICA IDOLE, a show clearly for fucking 14 year old bitches or extremely fat woman who well believe this defination is what they call HEART BREAKING.
Boy:I just completed guitar hero on extreme for every song!
Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.
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THE RICARDO MILOS LOOK ALIKE *Licks* *Slurps*
*OMG SIMON IS SO HAWT* Is that Ricardo Milos?
Simon Berry Is a nice guy he would do his work during class but uring gym he would become a tryhard
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The perfect from the band Young Guns.
Fangirl: have you seen simon mitchell?
Fangirl 2: i heard he was fucking some girl in the van!
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A big guy with a small doink. He thinks he is so cool and he tries roasting people but they all suck. He tends to date girls that are at least 5+ years older than him and they all live across the country. He is incapable of dating people in his own state. Every time he gets a paper cut or stubs his toe he gets a cast
you see that guy always faking injuries and dating girls older than him, yeah that's Simon Pitman
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Simon Trepanier is the absolute perfect man amoung men. Typically a french man. He is very kind hearted and genuwine. He is the type of man you can spend the rest of your life with and never get bored . Someone so incredibly easy on the eyes, that you never want to turn away. Brillient and sexy
I am in love with Simon Trepanier
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for Catholics, a slang for the routine when the priest instructs his parishoners to either sit, stand, or kneel at different times during mass.
I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says, man.
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The biggest incel known to man. Longs for female attention but is mostly unsucessful except if they're ginger and loud.
Don't let your kids near that guy, he looks like a Simon Walters.
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