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well how could you not live this fat meat eating obese being who is an alcoholic who loves everyone! Besides stupid Flanders. Screw Marge! Homer is mine.
whos Homer Simpson and what’s the deal with this guy?
Homer Simpson is the worlds best character
Probably one of the greatest cartoon dad, alongside Peter Griffin, Cleveland Brown and Bob Belcher.
To 'Pull a Homer Simpson': (informal, humorous) To succeed despite idiocy.
Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.
Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
The most wonderful girl in the word. Brings the best out in you and makes you feel like a man or woman again. Once you find her keep her near cause she's such a keeper
Some mong in physics. who can barely speak/read English.
Although very sexy has had no success with those of a female persuasion
Tom: that oscar simpson is so sexy but is so stupid
Kelly: no only boys like him
Teacher: eh eh