Sir Suck-A-Lot

Sir Suck-A-Lot is what Matt, my cadet roomie calls me when he wants me to suck his dick.

Hey ... Sir Suck-A-Lot ... On your knees and suck my cock!

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sir ass alot

A guy that is pretty much an ass. A fancier way of saying "u r an ass, u ass"

"hello sir ass alot, u will ph33r me, i pwn U!"

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Sir Martin Wagstaff

This is a reference to the penis, Originating from the 17th century. Used especially in a context where respect is due.

Oh! Please! not Sir Martin Wagstaff!

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You're Gay Sir

you may think this is an insult but you are wrong (failure)
when you say "you're gay sir" the other person will hear "good day sir"
and IF they reply with " good day to you too sir" that is what the person will hear... they will not hear "you're gay sir",

don't get mixed up with good day sir

person 1: "you're gay sir"
person 2: "good day to you too sir!"

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Sir Lancelot

When a well hung dude gets a prince albert, not to be confused with a Sir Lancelittle, a prince albert on a lesser endowed dude

John Holmes just got a prince albert!
(A Sir Lancelot)

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Sir twerks alot

A girl who acts like a tomboy and likes to twerk

A girl who acts like a tomboy and likes to twerk " she is such a sir twerks alot"

Crowning sir duke

When you really have to poop and it's getting to a point beyond your control. On the verge of shitting your pants.

Teacher: Yes, Daniel?
Daniel: Please Mrs. Richards I have to go to the bathroom! I'm crowning sir duke over here!