school of modern skills

Best school if you dont go to this school man you suck at life

wow i go to school of modern skills i am cool

Skill Spit

This can be done while taking a very massive shit and having a excess amount of mucus in your mouth.
1. look down
2. aim between the tip of your shaft and the front part of the toilet seat, no homo.
3. let that baby fall.

If successful you are a skill spitter, if not, your just gay.

oh man that huge shit was so good i just had to test my spit skills, and attempt the Skill Spit.

presentation skills

A person with presentation skills use multimedia in order to present information clearly and effectively. For example, a person with presentation skills would dance to “A Little Party Never Killed Nobody” from the Great Gatsby soundtrack during a presentation about the 1920’s.

Person A: Did you see how David danced to “A Little Party Never Killed Nobody” during his presentation??
Person B: Yeah, David has such presentation skills?

power skills

A skill with power. partyl­threonyl­seryl­aspartyl­seryl­glycyl­leucyl­tyrosyl­threonyl­cysteinyl­threonyl­valyl­lysyl­asparaginyl­seryl­alanyl­glycyl­seryl­vagevaudenucyl­threonyl­threonyl­leucyl­isoleucyl­isoleucyl­methionyl­aspartyl­valyl­glutaminyl­lysyl­glutaminyl­aspartyl­glycyl­glycyl­leucyl­tyrosyl­threonyl­leucyl­seryl­leucyl­glycyl­asparaginyl­glutamyl­phenylalanyl­glycyl­seryl­aspartyl­seryl­alanyl­threonyl­valyl­asparaginyl­isoleucyl­histidyl­isoleucyl­arginyl­seryl­isoleucine

I enjoy doing power skills when we do the patskoquiz every day! I also love doing gevaudenskills, fatherskills, and lucao pod!

No skill

Someone that uses a post score in a basketball game called 2K, there is no effect in their build and is easy to use.

you see that post scores that dudes a “no skill”

no skill

People that play TWOH+Spin in Your Bizarre Adventure

Bro stop using no skill stands!!!

Stfu bro ur no skill

apocalypse skill

A skill, usually done with the aid of technology, which is completely pointless to learn how to do manually, as one would only lose access to technology in an apocalypse scenario, but that skill would be completely useless in an apocalypse.

"Hey Brie, can you help me out with MLA format?"
"No way Thomas, that's a total apocalypse skill. Just use a computer!"