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To be weak and stop drinking before all the fun is over.
I yelled at Andy for 'putting your skirt on!'. He was too tired to keep drinking today b/c he drank alcohol last night too.
When a woman queefs and her vagina sprays out mucus like a sneeze.
"Bro, I was about to go down on Lauren when she skirt sneezed in my face!"