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An extremely runny excretion of faeces emanating from within the human body, and expelled from the rear end via the anus.
Don't go in there! I just painted the bowl with a sloppy jalopy!
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when you fuck or get with a girl and soon after somebody gets with her he gets your sloppy seconds
guy1: yo i just fucked that girl
guy2:really? you just got my sloppy seconds i fucked her 15 min ago
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1. Noun- a person who kisses using excess saliva and predominant use of tongue outside of mouth
Dear diary, she's a sloppy kisser, had to wipe my mouth off with my sleeves several times, but I'm still fallen for her.
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a sloppy reuben is where you put your dick between two pieces of marble rye bread along with sauerkraut and swiss cheese, and start to jerk off, when youre about to finish you take it to your woman and say "here honey i made you a sloppy reuben" and when she goes "what's a sloppy reuben", you say "here, take a bite!", when she goes to take a bite you ejaculate into her mouth and say "thats a sloppy reuben, bitch!"
Mephisto: "Man, my girl eats all the time, last night she kept asking me to make her a damn sandwich."
Gman: "Did you make her a sandwich?"
Mephisto: "I sure did! A Sloppy Reuben!"
Gman: "awesome!"
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When you befoul an airplane bathroom so throughly it is forced to land.
Bannon became notorious in aviation circles for inventing the "sloppy steve" as a response to having his in flight beverages cut off.
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the condition when a said individual is wearing the pants commonly reffered to as "track pants" and contains a semi-erect penis, usually the aftermath of a full-force hard-on, induced mainly by male influences., looks "sloppy" as it flops around with the loose pants, very noticable and very disturbing. originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when describing this condtion, original comment "hey, you know that guy SLOPPY BONER CARL!?"
"eww, dude, look at that guys sloppy boner, dude get some jeans"
"omg.... how am i gonna cover this old girl up......"
shit, people are gonna notice, i am so pwnd"
"PORK CHOP SANDWICHES"
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a maneuver whereby you inflict a round house punch to the face after fist f-ing a woman or man in the anus, leaving a descernable brown smear on the jaw.
Look at the guy's face, he looks like he just had a sloppy tyson!
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