smurf poo

Another term for saying, "That's Malarkey" or, " That's Bologna"

Guy: I learned how to fly today.

Girl: That's a bunch of smurf poo.

Smurf Piss

An alcoholic beverage with two ingredients: lemonade and UV Blue. The color is an interesting teal, reminding some people of what Smurf urine could look like!

"Hey dude mix me another Smurf piss will ya?!?!"

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Smurf You

A nicer way of saying F**k you.

Me: "Guess what I just did!?!
You: "Your mom?"
Me: "Smurf you a**hole."

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smurf cat

A stupid new meme that has taken over the internet and will probably die before the year is out. It is a cat-faced Smurf, often referred to as šailušai for some reason, put over the song "on and on" (you've probably heard it even if you don't know what that is.)

I have never wished a meme to die so quickly as the fucking smurf cat.

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Smurf Finger

To give penetrative pleasure to oneself or another, with a finger that has been kept in ice.

"Want me to use my Smurf Finger?"

"I could really go a good ol' Smurf Fingering"

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Daddy smurf

A short sugar daddy.

"Hammut is such a daddy smurf"
"wtf do u mean"
"He's short but goom lootah"

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choking the smurf

to engage in 'self-satisfaction' when unable to get laid. A twinkie juicer will generally choke their smurf. A Tuna Wrangler will hardly ever have to choke their smurf since they are more than able to get a woman.

Ted: Oh yea, oh my gosh, yes YES!!!
Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!
Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!

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