A bomb made with baking soda and vinegar in a plastic bottle shell.
Baking soda and vinegar, both being common household items, are ideal for any wannabe bomber.
Baking soda = A versatile raising agent.
Vingegar = A common, strongly acidic substance.
By filling an empty bottle with about an inch of baking soda and the rest with malt vingar until the mixture turns slightly brown will be the right ratio; thus making a harmful and simple bomb.
Some may need a dash at a hard floor to explode and will be propelled along a large distance.
hey menz wanna come to the park and ride tonight to set of baking soda bombs?
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In order to find a responsible adult, all you need to do is look into their fridge and freezer, and check if they regularly changes the baking soda. The baking soda is used to absorb odors, and it's supposed to be changed every month. If you peer into someone's fridge, and they got a baking soda in there, and it's dated from like, a year ago, then you know they aren't even trying.
This is the tried-and-true method to figure out if someone is even worth being friends with, let alone date. It's the ultimate shit test, most people fail, so that's something you gotta watch out for. Now this isn't always a deal-breaker, but it's a red flag. Let me tell you, if you need a reason to start judging people, then this is a good place to start.
Me: "Yeah, she was cute and all, but I noticed she didn't past the baking soda test. She's seven months behind, I bet she doesn't even change her smoke alarm batteries, house basically a death trap"
My friend: "Dude what the hell is wrong with you?"
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An alcoholic beverage made by a sailor and his monkey through acts of bestiality where the semen of both partners is mixed in with cream soda and any type of alcoholic beverage beginning with the name of a male character i.e. Captain Morgan, Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo, etc.. The beverage originated in the land of the Irish during the period of the major agricultural downfall known as the Irish Potato Famine. When natives immigranted due to the crop failures, along went the Sailors Cream Soda. As they sailed to the United States of America, sailors aboard almost every ship would produce the alcoholic beverage and store them in bottles. Amongst arrival in the United States in 1846, it popularized and spread throughout the states. Although unpopular today, the Sailors Cream Soda changed the life of our ancestors. The beverage formed what would become the modern day United States of America.
"Sailors work hard aboard their extravagant ship in order to satisfy their wives by making bottles of Sailors Cream Soda. with monkeys."
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Using your dick to shove Mentos into a girl's Diet Coke filled vagina.
Jill got a Delaware soda pop from Joe last night and now she's missing a leg.
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When someone posts lies on your Facebook page to try to make you look bad.
Dude, that douchebag just soda popped you.
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A queef that has been frozen to the point of it becoming a liquid.
Chelsea was really bored one day, so she decided to make a bottle of queef soda.
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When there is a multitude of empty soda cans littering a floor. All witnesses know that the roommate or friend has had an all night gaming session.
Oh God there are so many cans in front of the couch, it's soda can graveyard. He must have been up all night.
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