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cooking burrito or any Spanish food in a girls puss or ass.
best with real mexicans
Guy:cook me a taco on the stove
Girl: electric or gas?
Guy:spanish stove
Girl:vag or gas
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An inability all white people suffer, including myself, when they attempt to learn Spanish but unknowingly have a huge accent due to speaking English all their lives, but sticks out to all true speakers.
White person: hola ...Como estas?
Mexican person: dude you speak white Spanish.
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When a woman lays down on her back with her crotch in the air and all the boys lay their chorizo sausages on the plate that the woman makes with her private parts
Man after we came back to the condo, that chick Andrew brought back was so drunk she let us give her a Spanish meat plate
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A legit psychopath who has done at least one of these things: barks at you, threatens you, has a criminal record, or is going through a mid-life crisis.
My female spanish teacher, Profe, finna throw me out of a ventana.
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When having sex with a partner, the male puts on a superman cape and repeatedly yells 'SI' (Yes in Spanish) and slaps the partners ass with the right hand, usually four or five times.
I just did the Spanish Superman with her.
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Jarod brought a fucking scooter to spanish class and now we made a dance move out it.
9th grade Spanish is funny because he's here
When one goes to the toilet but only farts come out.
Gassy-ass.
I just tried to go but all I got was a Spanish thank you.