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Spoon hour is a time when sleep deprivation is so severe that anything is hilarious, including the mention of the word "spoon".
Jack: "your cheeks would be better... flappy."
Max: "Like that piece of apple that you almost bite off that has a flap of skin attaching it to the apple like a door."
Sj: "I think the real problem is the lack of cheek flap."
Jack: "Oh god... spoon hour."
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A Cockney Rhyming slang term used to describe a black person. Egg & Spoon rhymes with Coon.
Look at all the egg & spoons stood next to the dole office!
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a person that can either be a big spoon or a small spoon at any given time while spooning
Are you a big spoon or a small spoon? Actually I'm a spoon switch.
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A roasting position by the legendary god himself "Spongebob Squarepants", within the episode where spongeboob is a pioneer he begins to spoon rattle his big nosed partner Squidward.
Yo you just got into a spoons rattling off with Jay-z
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when one looks at themselves in a spoon, and their reflection in the spoon looks exactly like another person.
"I looked in a spoon today and remarkably the reflection in of me in the spoon looked like a really weird looking friend of mine. I believe my friend has a case of 'The Spoon Reflection'!"
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A huge dick of some sort.
or the ultimate spoon.
God bless, did you see the size of the kids mega spoon?
boy dont make me come over there and slap you with my mega spoon.
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Long handled spoon, usually metal, kept on the person and wielded by an unavailable or prudish woman to deter men from intercourse. In all cases the spoon is brought down hard on the top of the chap's truncheon - very effective at turning wood to putty.
Also commonly found on matrons/teachers touring the boy's dormitories after 'lights out' at boarding schools, to stop any cases of self-love that maybe occuring.
Margaret: "Goodness gracious Reginald put that away before it feels the sting of my temperance spoon."
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