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The term is derived from the popular phrase 'no spray no lay' that aftershave salesmen in nightclub toilets to convince you to pay for a spray of aftershave. It describes terrible Rnb or Hip-hop music and is associated to the above phrase because the music is of such bad quality is could have been produced in a toilet by an aftershave salesman.
Examples include but are not limited to Soulja Boy, Drake, Pitbull, Lil wayne, Jason Derulo, Bobby shmurda, Big sean, YFN Lucci, Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross, Chris Brown, Dj Khaled, Young thug, Travi$ Scott, Lil uzi vert and many more pathetic artists.
Promoter: Yo lads, come into our club we got sick tunes and 2 for 1 on jagerbombs.
Harry: No thanks mate, its full of no spray no lay music.
Promoter: what do you mean man were playing Drake and Young thug?
Harry: I mean their horse shit and you would have to pay me to come in this club.
Promoter: :0
*guy pulls over to girl in pimped out Corsa playing Pitbull*
Guy: Hey gurl, where have you been all my life?
Girl: Avoiding you...
Guy: Dont be like that babe, do need a ride?
Girl: Not in that piece of shit with your no spray no lay music, you penis.
Guy: Your just a gold digger!
Girl: No your just pathetic. If you took those plastic diamond earrings out, put Big L, Gang starr or Nas on and bought a car that doesnt look like its been on pimp my ride with tim westwood I might have reacted differently.
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When a girl gets tied down by a group of men willingly and they all cum on her at once. She then must let the cum dry and not shower for at least 3 days. Not for the normal person.
I know jenny got pepper sprayed last night, because i saw her leave with those guys and plus she smelled like cum today.
cumtiedsmelledwillingly
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The act of spraying salt water in the mouths of your fellow churchgoers in an effort to prevent coronavirus.
For maximum effect, send a prayer to Jesus that the boomer remover won’t come get ya.
Lily: Yo, did you hear about the church in South Korea that tried to spray and pray?
Jack: Yeah. And they got the fucking coronavirus because of it.
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Dining at a kebab shop and acquiring some form of food poisoning, then defecating on your partners face with the likelihood of having squirting diarrhoea.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.
Girl 1: "You're looking so healthy! Have you been abroad?"
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."
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This is when your "dog" (Boner, Hard-on) gets sprayed by a "Skunk" (Gay man) you have cum shot all over your dick. This is a popular finishng move for two gay men having intercourse
A great example of this is when gay man number 1 = Terry is having anal intercourse with gay man number 2 = Sean, before Terry errupts in Seans butt region, Terry pulls out and flips Sean over to ejaculate his Semen all over Seans Penis
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If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.
A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.
“Who the hell is in my ass? i’m going over the speed limit”
“It must be a spray painted car.”
When someone puts perfume or cologne on a stanky pus
"Danmmm gurl that thang stank"
"What my.. *looks down*"
"Yeah, you better do uhh something bout that"
*grabs perfume* "I finna give you a 'spray dat fish', gurl"
"A wha- AHHHHH HOLY MOTHER OF-"